supey:

ariannemartell:

this whole dante reads homestuck while hussie watches avatar thing is giving me life

i ship it

inspired by [x]

jawnlockiarty:

Give me nine months -

I’m going to have to tell Hawkeye I’m pregnant at some point.

noelowl:

#I’m pretty sure Tom could commit literally any crime and get away with it#’You are charged with armed robbery’#*face*#’Oh he didn’t mean it. Let him go.’#’Uhhh. You just killed a guy’#’Oh you poor baby! Let’s get you some cookies and milk while we wash this blood off you.’

but it is not this day :’(

-makemesmile:

my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true

cloudspanties:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING. 

kats-in-space:

modmad:

thebohemians-rpsody:

Dublin

You see, this is what I love about Ireland.

Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”

No. That is not the right way to do things.

The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”

The Irish are scary extreme.

cantstopthisfire: